Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Randomize
