I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
