you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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