where does the pee come out of this thing
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
