Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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