Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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