Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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