I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Randomize
