I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
