Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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