It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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