I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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