we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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