You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Blood and glitter go together right?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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