I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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