The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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