Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
babies were throwing up all over the place
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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