So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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