I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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