that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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