He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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