brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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