let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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