The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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