I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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