I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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