i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Vodka?
Forever.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
