so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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