And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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