i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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