sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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