I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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