Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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