i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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