Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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