The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I party with great urgency now.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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