Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
