I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
