Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
When are your genitals available?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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