Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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