Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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