This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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