i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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