Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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