seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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