this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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