love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
