can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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