I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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