I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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