is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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